Know the telltale signs. Live to fight another day. — 1. Unless action is taken immediately, the global climate will be altered in ways that will surely lead to the utter demise of every living creature on your planet except the cockroaches, for it has been prophesied that they shall one day inherit the land. The Ruling Oligarchy, however, ceaselessly…

It’s been so long since I was legitimately surprised by anything that when Kanye West tweeted about his intent to run for president of the United States over the weekend, I chuckled for about .002 seconds, sighed, and immediately returned to binge-watching season three of Dark on Netflix. (It’s confusing…

It’s fairly common to hear women talk about how much they don’t want to become their mothers. We like to think we’ll be wiser than they are. More fun than they are. We’ll stay youthful for much longer than they did and we’ll have a way better sense of fashion. …

Writing is not glamorous. There are times when I venture out into the world and someone I know will pull me aside to comment on something I’ve written recently, or to inquire about whatever project I’m working on next. They’ll ask me if my book is finished (spoiler alert: it…